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oh no somebody dropped the bass

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  • *Hears noises at night*: Well this is it, this is the end for me. I had a good life.
  • *Gets shampoo in my eyes*: I guess I'm blind now. How am I going to go on? Holy shit!
  • *Heart is beating fast*: I think I am having a heart attack. Is this what cardiac arrest is?
  • *A cop walks by*: Here I go, about to get arrested. I probably murdered someone. I'm sure they know about when I smoked that one time.
  • *Taking a test*: Don't take your eyes off of this paper you will get caught cheating and get kicked out of school.
  • *Gets a sunburn*: Skin cancer.
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grooveymutation: themad-hattar: lilygetsfit: YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS ‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER AND A MEANINGFUL METER MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY OH MY GOD. And then I died… Via THIS CYNICAL BASTARD Zoom

grooveymutation:

themad-hattar:

lilygetsfit:

YOU OTHER READERS CAN’T DENY

WHEN A BOOK WALKS IN WITH A GOOD PLOT BASE

AND A BIG SPINE IN YOUR FACE YOU GET SPRUNG

WANNA PULL OUT YOUR PENS

‘CAUSE YOU NOTICED THAT BOOK WAS DENSE

READING, HALF-RIMS I’M WEARING

I’M HOOKED AND I AIN’T CARING

OH BABY I WANT AN E-READER

AND A MEANINGFUL METER

MY TEACHERS TRIED TO TRAIN ME

THAT BOOK YOU GOT MAKES ME SO BRAINY

OH MY GOD.

And then I died…

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laugh-addict:

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orgasmic-humor:

Forever reblog.

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theamericankid:

Spotting tits in a crowd is definitely a useful skill to have

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

laughfloor:

Follow this blog, you will love it on your dashboard

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